Which Book are You?

Take this super hip and cool quiz to find out which book you relate most to!

Personality Quizzes
Which Book are You?

What do you think of yourself?

What do you think of yourself?

  1. I'm constantly torn between wondering if I'm a saint or a sinner for helping one of my best friends escape enslavement and possible death.
  2. I miss my wife... :'(
  3. I'm amazing. Seriously. Like Jesus 2.0 or something.
  4. I made good choices in my life
  5. I'm too young and innocent to have self-esteem issues yet!

What was your lowest point in life?

What was your lowest point in life?

  1. When I had to fake my own death to escape my abusive father
  2. When my wife left me with newborn twins and I became severely depressed for a decade or so
  3. I have no low point. I am the second Jesus. The Messiah. All Hail Me
  4. My numerous childhood stuggles before my life changed for the better
  5. When I disobeyed my father and got into a fight to defend his reputation.

What kind of writer would you be?

What kind of writer would you be?

  1. Sarcastic, casual, and I want to point out the issues in society
  2. Descriptive and philosophical
  3. My writing will make sense to me, but not everyone
  4. Factual. I want to be as unbiased as possible
  5. I'd be the type of writer who grows up to write about her childhood stories, publishes one book to critical acclaim, and then becomes a recluse.

How do you cope with the inevitable heat death of the universe?

How do you cope with the inevitable heat death of the universe?

  1. It's whatever man I have time left.
  2. I would contemplate the purpose and meaning of life, then weigh that against my conclusions about the imminent void.
  3. Pffft. That doesn't effect me.
  4. I would handle choices as they present themselves to me.
  5. I'd probably ask my father for advice but never really understand the full or implicit meaning of my situation.

What's your favorite subject?

What's your favorite subject?

  1. Politics
  2. Philosophy
  3. Religion
  4. Current events
  5. Law or Political Science

Which Book are You?

  1. You got: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

    Congratulations! You're The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn! You're a child and often have little understanding of how your actions relate to the major issues of society, but nonetheless try to follow your instincts in making the right decision.

  2. You got: East of Eden

    You're East of Eden. Your life is all an allegory for stories in the Bible, and your life is pretty much awful. When you finally glimpse happiness, it shoots you in the chest and abandons you (figuratively of course). Never fear! You still have time to find consolation in long philosophical discussions.

  3. You got: A Prayer for Owen Meany

    Congratulations! You're A Prayer For Owen Meany! You're basically the second coming of Jesus, and you make sure it shows. You're confident, almost to the extent of cockiness, and you have a strangely endearing charisma. Unfortunately, you also have self-sacrificing tendencies and your one goal in life is to enter martyrdom.

  4. You got: The Other Wes Moore

    Good Job! You're The Other Wes Moore. Actually you're just Wes Moore. The author Wes Moore, that is. You have the willpower and the outside support to make you one of the most successful human beings on the planet and you're full of sensible life advice.

  5. You got: To Kill a Mockingbird

    You are To Kill a Mockingbird! You see things through a childish lens, and often don't understand the gravity of situations you get yourself into.