If Pokémon Go Were Tinder, What Monster Would You Date?

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Name this horse:

Name this horse:

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What's the best thing about stickers?

Which of these words is the funniest?

Which of these words is the funniest?

When you hear 'beach', you think...

When you hear 'beach', you think...

What will your tombstone say?

What will your tombstone say?

Would you rather have a thousand diamonds, or one perfect handshake?

Would you rather have a thousand diamonds, or one perfect handshake?

If Pokémon Go Were Tinder, What Monster Would You Date?

  1. You got: Secret Douche Mouse

    He'll charm you right from the first date, send cute good morning texts, then boink your co-worker because he 'thought you weren't exclusive'. Don't trust that electric attraction. Everybody wants to catch him, and he gets off on it.
  2. You got: Men's Rights Activist Chicken

    Don't let the cool hat fool you - this dude sucks. He has lots of opinions on every female comedian, politician, and celeb. None of them are good. Also, chickens are dirty. Run, girl, ruuuuuuuuun.
  3. You got: Clingy Cotton Candy Twerp

    Wow, you think, this one is too good to be true! Sweet, gentle, good with animals. But after the 15th 'I miss you' text in the first week, you'll be thoroughly over it. Don't let this clinger get its claws in, or it'll try to fly you away to its creepy fantasy-land. Gross.
  4. You got: Dick Pic King

    Doesn't matter how many people tell you he looks bro-y. You're still gonna swipe right. And when you do, BOOM. Dick pic. Oh and don't bother yelling at him, he's never gonna learn his lesson. He'll just text you three more.
  5. You got: A Seal

    Girl, no. That is a seal. Don't let the slight spelling difference fool you, it's a sea mammal. DO NOT DO THIS TO YOURSELF AGAIN, THAT IS A SEAL. You're still gonna try to have coffee with it, aren't you? SMDH.
  6. You got: Garbage Pile McMouthBreather

    You swiped right because you both like Doctor Who, because it's a fun quirky-girl thing to like. You know who else likes Doctor Who? HORRIBLE UNWASHED CREEPS. You need to learn to value yourself more. You deserve a 10th doctor, bb.
  7. You got: Coachella Anteater

    If you're looking for someone who will freak your parents out, you found him. This dweeb evolves from teenage raver to 20-something festival bro to 30-something t-shirt entrepreneur. But one thing is guaranteed: he'll always pick shrooms over you.
  8. You got: Polyamorous Egg Cluster

    'Sure', you'll think, 'I could date a poly person. It's 2016! Why not?!' Then after six weeks of exhausting meetings, you realize that this is basically a second job but with half the sex of your normal job. Bye, 6 person relationship. Byyeeeee.